miami is full of douchebags
Going away to college is the one thing that will save you! else output += unescape(l[i]); [CDATA[ //= 0; i=i-1){ [CDATA[ He thinks he's one of the gays, yet of all the things other gay men would want to spend five minutes doing with him, talking is at the very bottom of that list. Are they masochists? Miami (4) If you want women/men to run after you. As for the author of this article and others that are saying that this article is humorous and witty, you are idiots. Be brave. That is why our military will always fight for it!! else output += unescape(l[i]); Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. } He is probably hating because Miami has the biggest population of hispanic people, is one of the most diverse places, is very international. says: So I like totally read the first 10 comments and the last 1 and Im sitting here like So I guess it really depends on who you are in the case of liking miami cause I was born and raised in Texas and moved to Miami with friend and we like it completely but other people (not like us) think it is the city for staten?? var output = ''; Gus Vergara var l=new Array(); says: This pretty much explains most of South Florida, Broward and Palm Beach Counties included. . OLD people are slow!!! for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ That last sentence above is worth noting: perhaps the maintenance of a positive mental attitude allows Miamians to live in their own muck without any worries. var output = ''; WebTravel with Miami Beach 411 Today! Doc's Sports Prediction, Preview, and Pick Inside. Over the years, South Beach has become less about big clubs where you can go and have fun and more about the VIP experience. Most Spanish speakers are bilingual, they speak both English and Spanish. Your comment, ladies and gentleman, is exactly my point! Other cities actually expect you to work for your wages, do the bare minimum, have some level of integrity, and at least speak very basic English. Most people I know from Miami have never left the state of Florida, much less the country. Ghettos @ 15 says: Jane, your post proves that Elaine is correct. [CDATA[ I have been visiting Miami for the past fifteen years, as I have my grandmother, uncle, and cousins who live there. //--> I get your article is just attempting to be humorous but its far from intelligent satire. The reasons can be many. else output += unescape(l[i]); If you have no education and are upset your job prospects arent better, invest in more education. Bless your heart. After seeing a post on the internet by Mitchelle Andres saying how she was helped Dr. Ovia, i also decided to contact him for help and i am also happy that he helped me also and today i can proudly say that my Wife is now with me again and she is now in love with Me like never before. [CDATA[ var output = ''; The Fast & Furious Franchise: Nothing says complete and total douchebag like fast cars, loose women, and the generations biggest douchebag duo in Vin Diesel and Paul Walker. And yes you knew this before arriving here with your 5 suitcases and $100 dollars in your pocket. says: I agree 1220% with this article born a raise here hated like a fat guy hates been on a dite this place its horrible would not wish it on my worst enemy Im a car enthusiasts here in Miami people think your insane to like spending money on cars instead of drugs,alcohol,shoes,clothes,partys, and clubs this place is a dump -.-. We dont want trash like you here. Lamento que hayas tenido tan mala experiencia en tu vida, pero tu experiencia es por tu falta de apertura y vivir bajo preconceptos y prejuicios, rodeado de mediocres como t que no pueden ver lo bueno y la gente culta que tambin habita en Miami. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address), http://www.forbes.com/2009/11/30/americas-most-unequal-cities-business-beltway-unequal-cities_slide_9.html, http://www.forbes.com/2011/02/02/stockton-miami-cleveland-business-washington-miserable-cities_slide_3.html, http://www.bls.gov/web/metro/laummtrk.htm, http://www.allstatenewsroom.com/releases/miami-ranks-180th-on-2011-allstate-america-s-best-drivers-report, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/10-rudest-cities-in-ameri_n_810983.html#s226171&title=4_Miami, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18665115/ns/health-mental_health/t/miami-drivers-have-worst-road-rage/#.TqnYZEOImU8, http://ctp.iccas.miami.edu/FOCUS_Web/Issue137.htm, http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/stress1.aspx, Discuss the surrounding area in our hugely popular, 25 Things You Must Know Before Moving to Miami. Insurance is crazy as are your taxes in general. Extremely sucky people (I mean rude, lying, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, corrupted, scumbag people). To bad for you my friend, you had bad luck. $(document).ready(function() { It was a hard lesson to learn. Therapy focused model with zero administrative work. HE IS SPECIALIZE IN THE THE FOLLOWING SPELL. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_97n8EOnKeK').innerHTML = output; I know what it is like, good and bad. Americans are friendly, speak really loud, very proud about themselves, but even more proud about there blue passport that they like to show at the airport when they make the queue strange as I read that Americans need to pay taxes even when living abroad. You Probably Won't Listen, But You Can't Say You Weren't Warned. //]]> var output = ''; High crime. Miami Dade Florida, with the exception of Miami Beach, was an unknown rat hole full of ignorant Anglo hicks like you, screwing their sisters and cousins. Visit Oceanside a military ghetto town in San Diego populated by Rednecks from the mid-west/south. 2nd dumbest } says: You have to be an ignorant son of a bitch to believe anyone that suggests a voodoo priest can fix your fucked up self. I have heard of spell Marcy I hate it when people sh*t where they eat. Miss the highschool days? //]]> 26. I saw a pesky Cuban woman doing some type of libations in her backyard the other day. Miami is full of mean people who have no compassion, says Its population is mostly Hispanic ! I sent Dr. Olly an email on . Those who get promoted are those who suck up best, talent, hard work and knowledge have very little value there. says: Being a WHITE ANGLO over 40 years old, growing up and living in Miami for over 35 years, I can tell you this list hit the nail right on the head. Deez Balls Us primitive mortals here in Miami, will enjoy the beaches and fresh air. Wanna make a list about a place that sucks a**? People in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California understand that it is in their best interest to learn English. //]]>. This happens to me often at Publix, but it has happened with people that repair household appliances, too. says: I grew up in Miami, lived in Miami all my life. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_PPUDcY7Cg4').innerHTML = output; you snobs think edacation is so important or like you have good maners yourselfs. You may be kinda bitter and have some racist undertones, but your views may be a bit off. I believed her and decided to give Great Baba a try and i contacted him on his email . There are many parts of Miami Dade, that are full of Caucasians, West Indians..etc. , I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM RIGHT HERE IN THE STATES IF POSSIBLE. as a Black person your only hope in this county especially the city of miami,is to have a government job. Woman pop children .. Thats what normal human beings do ! The people are nice, witty and friendly, great company, and very hardworking. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ (11) HIV CURE. 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Sharing this testimony because this is all i have to offer, as I am young and have no money to give to him. Bob Angel Osorio Places like that are by rule reserved for real rich American whites and Jews the real SILENT owners of Miami. Jc Rodriguez 41st Street is Main Street in government vs. the people battle We read books. (9) He can make you pregnancy. 21- Miamians laughing at this ARE dumb, not the rest of us. Listen, its called humor. Giovanni Where I live now there is almost zero crime, everyone you run into is super friendly and warm, the area s stunning, with no rundown neighborhoods at all, it has an excellent public school system, the majority of people are church going or synagog going good people, but theres no pressure to religious. Miami is fun, if its for you, stay, if not just move on and let those who love it enjoy what they have. You have to drive like a maniac to survive Everyone in Miami knows the slowest way to get from Point A to Point B is by following all the traffic laws. When individuals with a college education cant fiugre out how to make the kind of living they seek, but people that dont have the college education find a way, it begs for the question Whos the dumb one again?. You are a tool dr ebosele for restoring my relationship back. years of our marriage, when found out that my husband was Did someone say they moved away to Tallahassee? says: HATERRRR! You know damn well that your Spanish-only speaking family and friends are stuck in Miami-Dade County. Hes a persona created by former cruise-ship entertainer Daniel OReilly. This disambiguation page lists articles associated with the title Douchebag. Douchebags Db Reconsider how you made that friend and what kind of people you attract. Man is it pricey for a shitty home in Miami. But at least you try? document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_11bM1UjAdD').innerHTML = output; As for ignorant, rude and lazy, who are you to talk? Miami Florida Everyone in Miami is out for them self ae generally not nice. (4) You want women & men to run after you. Visiting here is fine. Duh. But my preference has always been the N.Y.C. says: Miami is hilarious, sickening and full of contradictions. Foreigners are always trying come up with ways to attack our country everyday!! mark Support company's philosophy and company culture through the use of "The Biltmore Legend" on document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_E8wFFDgR53').innerHTML = output; I guess thats what happens when individuals can graduate high school in Florida and still score so poorly on their FCAT. damn. Miami is very dumb. , ( Time Magazine - Article - Cuban Americans Are Finally Home in the U.S.). Event starts at 8 pm and ends at 2 am. Jill Miami Beach resident faces charges related to cryptocurrency Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. They are all HIGH, HIGH, HIGH!!!! if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Ive read a lot and not just hear. Early in the morning I go to the beach to run, swim, bike or paddleboard and watch spectacular sunrise. Most bartenders have no idea how to make a proper drink- they think Long Island Ice Teas are supposed to be blue, and garnishes are for uppity white establishments. I asked myself, even when we had a daughter together he could do this to me. GQ: America's 25 Douchiest Colleges | GQ Sorry you had such a bad experience in your life, but your experience is a lack of openness and live under preconceptions and prejudices, surrounded by mediocre like you who can not see the good and educated people who also lives in Miami. Yes. Places like Coral Gables, South Miami, Pine Crest, Aventura, North Miami Beach, North Miami, Miami Lakes, Miami Beach, Miramar, different parts of Kendall, Coconut Grove, Key Biskayne..etc. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ [CDATA[ says: Im Cuban-American, Im a Miami native, and thank you Matt Meltzer, for bursting the bubble of all these DIMSWITS who are hating on this board. If insulting a city and its people constitutes humor nowadays, then Im wholeheartedly grateful that I didnt catch myself laughing at this article of yours, if it can even be called that. 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There is no more corruption here than in other places. -Theyre gone now. its the truth and you all hate that. BookReader Stop blaming us for your own stupidity. Because I can name infinity plus one. says: Yes people out side of Miami think of South Beach, Palm trees, and the sun. Great Baba is really a gifted and a powerful spiritual man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. I have a feeling this poor guy fell in love with a Cuban girl that didnt share his feelings. and help keep the future of New Times, Use of this website constitutes acceptance of our. says: This gave me a good laugh, although if I didnt also speak sarcasm, Id be pissed. } And the food. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_CvicQgjDT2').innerHTML = output; I am really short of words and joy, and i dont know how much to convey my appreciation to you MOTHER ESANGO you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is her email
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